Girls, don't you hate it when another woman steals your mandrakes?
Sunday, May 29th, 2011 at
12:15
There is this girl that lives in my neighborhood and I think she stole some of my mandrakes because she has been wanting to get pregnant and she knows I had some mandrakes. I want to get pregnant too, but I would have given her some if she had of asked. I just don’t like it when people takes things without asking. *sigh*
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oh…I get it..you’re talking about the man d’ rakes the leaves..right? I can see why you are upset! Does he know he got her pregnant…you must be jealous…oh the mess..the shame…I’d NEVER let him come over and rake the leaves at your place again…raking leaves..my @#$%!!
Huh?
You know what? I thought I knew what a mandrake was until I read this question. LOL. What are you going on about?
Aren’t mandrakes some plant out of Harry Potter ?
what the hell are you talking about???
yes
my wife hates it..
That’s why Drake isn’t allowed to come over anymore.
Whats a mandrake?
Do you even know what Mandrake is? I know your a troll, and I shouldn’t bother to even try to educate you…. but come on! If your going to lie at least do it well.
The properties of mandrake besides being poisonous is not fertility. It is a narcotic and a local anaesthetic. It is mythically thought to be an aphrodisiac, but only used externally. In fact mandrake is known for causing miscarriages, and has been WELL documented throughout history to do so.
Also, considering that the root has been associated with the Devil and the practice of dark magical arts, I’m surprised your husband allows it.